|Friends||Pirates (at times)|
|Enemies||Pirates (at times)|
|First Appearance||Bad Bad Cop|
|Voiced by||Phil LaMarr|
Sidney dresses like a stereotypical sailor wearing a sailor suit and a hat.
Sidney has low self-esteem as he is constantly picked on by the Pirates and complains about his hat being stolen and used. Despite his abuse, he seems to be in good terms with the Pirates as well as he claimed to visit them in the later week.
In his first appearance, Bad Bad Cop, he is consistenly bullied by the Pirates by having them steal his hat and mocking him. The Warriors tried to prosecute him thinking he's the Broccoli Smuggler even though he claims that he's the victim. While the Warriors are bickering on who gets to be Bad Cop, he lets them know in advance that he has a nap scheduled in order to keep track of his work. One of the pirates, Dwight, returns his hat and he promises to see them next week.