| Season 0, episode 8|
|Airdate:||September 1, 2015|
|Director:||Nick Bertonazzi Jr.|
|Story:||Kyle A. Carrozza|
| Written &|
|Kyle A. Carrozza|
"No Robots For Old Men"
"Attacktus" is the eighth short of Mighty Magiswords.
The Warriors are sent to the Barren Faceland to water a cactus, which grows into a giant cactus beast that attacks them.
- Dolphin Magisword (Prohyas; 4)
- Mummy Magisword (Vambre; 2)
- Chainsaw Magisword (Prohyas; 3)
- Hoversword Magisword (Vambre; 2)
- Lobster Claw Magisword (Vambre; 4)
- Cheese Magisword (Phohyas; 1)
- Cactus Magisword (Vambre; 1)
- This short features the debut of Princess Zange.
- This short reveals that Warrior is Prohyas and Vambre's last name.
- Attacktuses are immune to chainsaws.
- The Attacktus' appearance is based on a punk rocker.
- The part where Prohyas activates the Chainsaw Magisword and says "Groovy!" in a sinister voice is a direct reference to the movie Evil Dead II.
- When the Attacktus shouts WOOHOO with his arms up in the air, it's presumably based on Homer Simpson from The Simpsons, as one of his catchphrases.
- Prohyas' motherly passion for Magiswords from the episode "Zombie Reasonable" happens again.